It... it wasn't going well. Yamaguchi probably had some of the most patience among the teams - and certainly among the players that were here - but there was a limit to it.

He couldn't count how many times he'd tried this. Set out food, wait for the egg to get sleepy, go to grab it...

And for the millionth time, the damn thing woke up and skittered off again, like a demon.

"Oh, come on!" Exasperation pitching his voice, Yamaguchi nearly threw up his hands in defeat at this latest failure.