The fact that you're failing is the problem! There are a lot of mouths to feed, here! You could at least concentrate on the crumpets; I've got enough for a lot of those.

[Maybe less than a lot, with how Dread is packing it in.] I do want to see if I can get jam, next time. Not sure what kind, but.

I could always make some, too, assuming I could find fruit to make it with. Or jelly. I could make a nice rose hip jelly...