[Mettaton himself is basically a weapon but that doesn't count, nor does he plan to actually fight. Too much trouble.]
Very well. We speak to them first, see what the problem is, try to work things out in a civilized manner, and if that doesn't work...
[He rubs his chin. What would be a good approach to this? Asides from harassing them.]
... We harass them until they leave.
[Yes. That is a good plan.]
We can make it like a show. Dust can be the calm, calculating cop. Sam, you're the friendly cop everyone loves but picks on, and I-
[DRAMATIC LIGHTING FROM NOWHERE. Even Miss Yuka looks around in shock.]
... Why, I'm the glamorous one. With a slightly sadistic side.
[Is he for real? Yes. Just as those lights were, which have disappeared somehow now.]
I say we tackle this David and Valerie first. Judging from their names, they're probably newly weds, freeloading as a part of their honeymoon! How romantic...!
[Mettaton clasps his hands together next to his cheek and sighs dreamily. This only lasts for a moment though as he realizes... he should probably let the other two get some say in the matter as well.]
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Very well. We speak to them first, see what the problem is, try to work things out in a civilized manner, and if that doesn't work...
[He rubs his chin. What would be a good approach to this? Asides from harassing them.]
... We harass them until they leave.
[Yes. That is a good plan.]
We can make it like a show. Dust can be the calm, calculating cop. Sam, you're the friendly cop everyone loves but picks on, and I-
[DRAMATIC LIGHTING FROM NOWHERE. Even Miss Yuka looks around in shock.]
... Why, I'm the glamorous one. With a slightly sadistic side.
[Is he for real? Yes. Just as those lights were, which have disappeared somehow now.]
I say we tackle this David and Valerie first. Judging from their names, they're probably newly weds, freeloading as a part of their honeymoon! How romantic...!
[Mettaton clasps his hands together next to his cheek and sighs dreamily. This only lasts for a moment though as he realizes... he should probably let the other two get some say in the matter as well.]
... If you're alright with that, that is.